A Lot Of Random Stuff I've Gathered Together Over The Past Few Seconds. I Mean, Days. Actually I Should Say Weeks. Yeah, Weeks. Sorry.

That was a bloody long title. And yeah, I have a new banner coming in like a few minutes. Or hours. Or....I'm not sure actually. Just wait and see. I'll leave you with a question; What colour do you think its gonna be? Easy Peasy. Just like all the poll questions Stardoll's been asking us lately. So, for now, get ready to feast your eyes on some weirdly randomly strangely oddly.....I've ran out of words....stuff. And leave a comment. I've still got the tuna in the freezer so I still have the opportunity to set my laptop on fire if you don't leave a comment. So do it. Anyway, time to get on with what I need to get on with;

First, a little report on how popular we are; 

 

The little thing at the side of the blog told me that at one time we had 18 visitors at once. Wow. That's like, whoa.

 And we're this close to getting 100,000 pageviews. I mean, that's a tenth of a million. Wow. I tend to say wow when I'm hypnotised by something that never hypnotises anyone else. Wow. 

Anyway, in other news;

THIS is a bag. A clutch bag to be precise. What did you think it was?! Ok, I won't tell anyone else. Its ok. I thought it was that too. Ewww. Stardolls getting REALLY dirty nowadays.

So, yesterday I found someone who said they would 'Suck My Tits'. Now I found someone who shags their own excrement. What is this world coming to, eh?

THIS is absolutely pointless. Hehe. But our Mother Of All Bloggers, Boo4Bettz herself, who has the best club in the world, has freaked me out. Look at the amount of members in the club. *gulp*. Yes, that is the devil number if you didn't know. And the devil is creepy. So, yeah. Time for some Jaffa Cakes.

THIS is absolutely disgusting. First, they describe disgusting things beyond my imagination. Then, one of the 'Girls' has a nickname of 'prostatecancer'. Which ain't no way funny because my Grandad had that once. And thirdly, look at that bitch's name. dirtyloob3. No, in case your wondering, I didn't make that account. Some other jerk did. Some other jerk that better say goodbye to their head, cuz imma knock it right off.

The name says it all. And the outfit. And the 'people' having fun on the bed. And all the white stuff on the floor. Do I need to carry on?

I don't like the sound of this. It smells fishy. Like the smoked tuna in my freezer.

I do have loads of other stuff to post, but its not important so I'll post the rest tomorrow or something. 

I hope you enjoyed reading my 'A Lot Of Random Stuff I've Gathered Together Over The Past Few Seconds. I Mean, Days. Actually I Should Say Weeks. Yeah, Weeks. Sorry.' Tune in tomorrow (Or the next day) to read 'A Lot Of Random Stuff I've Gathered Together Over The Past Few Seconds. I Mean, Days. Actually I Should Say Weeks. Yeah, Weeks. Sorry. Part 2'. 

Loob3 x :D