Trolls.
What are the first words that come to your mind when you hear it?
Ugly, ogre-ish, repulsive, vulgar, hairy?
If you are involved in the 'Dollywood' blogosphere or even are just a proud owner of a Stardoll account, 'attention-seeker' might pop up in that list.
We, as the Stardoll community, have coined the word 'troll' to describe any annoying or anonymous 'noob' who spams more popular users to promote projects or get noticed.
One common breed of troll that I have gotten very familiar with is the 'be-friend-o-saurus rex'. Don't know what they look like? Here comes one now!
Isn't she just majestic?
*Uhmm... no?*
Yeah, I was thinking that, too.
This 'be-friend-o-saurus rex' is most commonly seen sending out raunchy requests to get real 'friendly' with some Stardoll users.
Don't be alarmed, though--one click of the block button will get rid of this one.
Wait, look over there! It looks like this 'be-friend-o-saurus rex' has a partner! You're in for a real treat today.
This one is called the 'spam-o-saurus rex'. This breed is known for incessantly commenting in people's Guestbooks or blogs (often despite explicit instructions to refrain from doing so), or 'spamming' them, asking said user to check out their suite, sale, album, sceneries, or blogs. Normally you'll see them sending out broadcasts and commenting in hundreds of Guestbooks and blogs daily.
Well isn't this a sight to see! They're walking towards each other to commence mating! Quickly, put in these earplugs.
*Why?*
Oh, no reason really. They're mating call is just a high-pitched shrill that could potentially burst your ear drums.
*O_O*
There they go! Soon you'll be able to see they're offspring. That little guy is known for spamming people's Guestbooks with raunchy comments.
~5 excruciatingly gross minutes later~
Trolls create they're offspring rather quickly compared to most other species. That's why there's so many of them. Here comes another little addition!
Just scintillating, isn't it?
*Uhmm... no?*
Yeah, I was thinking that, too.
THE END.
I hope you enjoyed that little skit of sorts!
Leave a comment down below telling me what you thought of it and what you'd like to see from me in my next post.
Until next time,
Victoria (Daddysangel02)
~Piper1009 would like me to let you all know that she won't be able to post until later in the week due to a recent death in her family. Please go be 'spam-o-saurus rex's' and leave her good wishes & support. She really needs it at this time. Thanks you.~
I'm very sorry for your loss Piper1009, but life must go on. I know exactly what you are going through :(. Anyway really cool post! LOL ALERT: 'be-friend-o-saurus rex' XD. ( I'm stuck at home for the next week 'cause I got a case of extremely painful tonsillitus -_- )
ReplyDeleteOmg that's terrible what happened to pieper...
ReplyDeleteThe girl in photos are a freak. I hate people likethat on stardoll they do loads of mean things! To other girls and say rude things.
What you described is a "FailTroll."
ReplyDeleteA REAL troll (if they would even ACCESS Stardoll) would do it to anger the users. They'd do it as a bit of Satire. I'd say they're only good at trolling if they cause an infinite amount of rage in their prey, which can become hilarious seeing the target of the trolling act that way. A real troll isn't a "noob." They know their "interwebs" very well and know how to hit a nerve. I, personally love trolls, depending on how far they go.