A lot of creepers keep contacting us.. Asking to be busted. It's probably the stupidest thing to ever do, but hey, I guess when you're a creeper in creeper mojo you're just.. Creepy? Well, anyway, here are some more of them.. Unfortunately.
Oh, um, great?! Why don't you go on CraigsList and give the ManWh**es on there this ad? Seriously, don't go telling us. Well atleast this loser gave a fake number (555 is a fake number, if anybody ever tells you to call anything with a 555 then you know it's fake, so don't waste your time). W.O.W.
Yeah. And I HAVE A PET UNICORN. Blahh. Sure, make ME pretty when you don't even have a pretty medoll yourself. Go get a life.